The larger the pepper mill... the lousier the food |
Only mediocre restaurants are always at their best |
Never eat in a restaurant that moves.
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When a waiter says everything on the menu is good, the opposite may be true |
Never order a drink that comes with an umbrella or where you get to keep the glass. |
Some of the finest meals come from the smallest kitchens. |
If God had meant for us to fly, He wouldn't have given us airplane food. |
The nicer the automobiles in a restaurant parking lot, the better the food. |
On a menu, if you can't pronounce it, you can't afford it |
Never trust a skinny cook (or Webmaster!) |
"Nouvelle Cuisine" roughly translated, means:
I can't believe I spent $96.00 and I am still hungry!
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